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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."
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"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
"I bet the kids who TP'd my yard last night and didn't know that toilet paper was on my grocery list, feel pretty stupid right about now"
"What is the proper way to parallel park? Park somewhere else."
"What does Hitler and Barney Stinson have in common? They are both legend... wait for it ...aryan"
"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."
"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."
"knock knock Who's there? Pill. Pill who? Pill Cosby."
"Why am I not afraid of Michelle Obama banning soda pop? She said ""If you like your Dr. Pepper, you can keep your Dr. Pepper."""
"What's blue and hangs from a tree in my yard? Its my nigger, I can paint him whatever color I want."