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Joke of the Day

"A family walk into a hotel, the father walks up to the counter and says ""I hope the porn is disabled"" The clerk replies "" its just regular porn you sick fuck!"""

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"

"Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches? Because they are in bread."

"I wish someone would hold me and tell me that everything is gonna be okay and then just kinda turn into like $20,000 in cash."

"Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box."

"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"

"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."

"My friend recently passed away after eating some poisonous mushrooms It's pretty sad, he was a really fungi!"