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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"I think a lot of these women are just getting pregnant for the subway seats"

"What do you call a midget with leprosy? A leperchaun!"

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". Stupid firemen."

"A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables the bartender says, buddy, I'll serve you as long as you don't start anything."

"Where did the poor Italian man grow up? The spaghetto"

"I don't know why I broke up with my girl at the gym... I guess we just weren't working out."

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."

"Good yawning everyone"

"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."