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Joke of the Day

"I laid here for almost 10 minutes before anyone asked if I was okay after I pretended to get elecrocuted by the copier. Fuck these assholes."

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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? John got dirty. Wanna hear a clean joke? John took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a naughty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"
"I want to tell a kidney joke... but its just offal."
"""Dont put all your eggs in one basket,"" is a lie perpetuated by Big Basket to sell more baskets"
"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"
"I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead"
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