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Joke of the Day

"Trapped beneath the feet of a bearded giant... Cut off from the world. Stephen King & Pixar present: ""A BUG'S LIFE 3: UNDER THE GNOME"""

"Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes."

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"What's the definition of a 68? That's when you blow me and I owe you 1."

"judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison my lawyer: your honor my client respectfully requests a year be added to his sentence"

"How does a mermaid give a man head? She blows him out of the water"

"A Roman walks into a Bar. He holds up 2 Fingers and says ""Five Beers Please."""

"How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"I'm just like my couch 17 years old and I never pull out"