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Joke of the Day

"I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president."

"We all hold our hand out for help in this life. The goal should be to have your palm down more often than up."

"A Buddhist monk approaches a hot dog stand... ... and he says ""Make me one with everything""."

"My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to reheat the leftover turkey from last night's NYE dinner. I told her I quit hot food, cold turkey"

"A man asks his wife ""Why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"" She said ""I don't like to call you at work""."

"What's white and drips from the cloud? The coming of the Lord."

"This guy told me he got a puppy for his wife... ...wish I could make a trade like that!"

"If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?"

"What did the programmer from the biker gang say? ""It ain't gonna be soft where my engine nearing!"""

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"