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Joke of the Day
"Why did the apple pie get fired from his job? Because he showed up baked."
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"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""
"When you wish upon a star, wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time."
"One things for sure, I can always count on my fingers."
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"Does anyone have a good joke about essays/paper writing I can use?"
"What's the difference between a hooker and a lawer? A hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead."
"they can't date any hot chicks #SnowmanDatingProblems"
"Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat."
"The difference between dates and prunes? You don't get laid after prunes (Courtesy of my date last night after I asked her this question seriously)"