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Joke of the Day

"craigslist -> jobs -> Wanted: Pet psychic. Need proof my dog hates my fashion sense. Must be fine with nudity. This is not a sex thing."

"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"

"Chernobyl Have you ever seen Ronald Reagan's response to the Chernobyl incident? He thought the Russians were just ""overreacting."""

"When your girlfriend is PMS'ing, cheer her up by showing her that ""totally weird"" text you got from your ex last night."

"I fell asleep in the shower last night I guess you could say I had a few wet dreams"

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association."

"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"

"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"

"Hot single dads in your area AREN'T WORKING 60 HOURS A WEEK FOR YOU TO AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD SHUT THE GODDAMN DOOR."

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"