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Joke of the Day
"People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food"
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"I spilled some coffee. My wife called it grounds for divorce."
"Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. ""Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse"". ""Ssh!"" hisses the other ""It's not till next week""."
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""
"I need to hire someone to follow me around and abruptly drag a needle across a record every time that I enter a room."
"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? It's ""to whom."""
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"
"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
"What is the difference between a dog thermometer and a human thermometer? the taste"
"My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket."