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Joke of the Day

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"A horse is getting brushed by his owner, The horse is like ""You my mane man""."

"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."

"I got an idea for a 90's Mustard Commercial joke but I need some help, so let me ask properly. Pardon Me, but do you have any Grey Poop Puns?"

"I'm so drunk I can speak fluent Ozzy Osbourne."

"I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand."

"what's that word for when you're peeling off a sticker & it comes off in 1 perfect strip & it's better than love or joy or any human emotion"

"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."

"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."

"The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds."