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Joke of the Day

"How many Firefly fans disc it take to screw in a light bulb? None. The just stand around for years bitching about how it went out. EDIT: does not disc."

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"The issue of cannibalism and the afterlife A cannibal dies. He moves on to the afterlife. He goes to a bar. He drinks a spirit. He says ""sorry, I needed seconds.""."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"

"I wonder if they sell tumbleweeds on eBay, as it would be cool to have a few following me around the office wherever I go"

"A penguin walks into a bar... He goes up to the barman and says, ""Have you seen my father in here today?"" The barman says, ""I don't know, what does he look like?"""

"what is the best way to smuggle drugs? In your dogs asshole. Should there be border control frisking, it will be perceived as two dogs plain wolfing"

"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."

"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."

"What do you call a cheap male prostitute? A five dollar footlong."