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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic? He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere."

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"Watermelons and Catcuses There are two watermelons and two cacti. One cactus says to the other ""Damn look at those melons!"" The Watermelons reply ""Wow they're such pricks."""
"Married for money... Jack: It's just too hot to wear clothes today, but what would the neighbors think if I mowed the lawn naked? Wife: That I married you for your money!"
"9 y/o daughter: dad, what's your favourite healthy food? Me: fruits. Your's? 9: Eggs Me: Good 9: like Reese's peanut butter eggs"
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"I've been retracing my steps and now I have all these outlines of feet on my floor and still no keys."