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Joke of the Day

"Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night... Me and my girlfriend tried anal the other night for the first time. didn't go so well. no idea how my ass is supposed to fit inside her vagina..."

"Friend 1 ""hey dude what's your PSN name?"" Friend 2 ""did you just assume my platform!"""

"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"

"The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning."

"My ex girlfriend really wanted me to pee on her but it was weird for me so I just called 911"

"Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber? He's dreading it."

"I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight... But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?"

"They say a blowjob makes your day... ...but anal makes your whole week."

"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"

"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."