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Joke of the Day

"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."

"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"

"Well, you won't get called a racist for criticizing the President anymore... ...you'll just get called a racist for supporting him."

"What's a feminist's least favorite food? Gender rolls"

"What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding? One less drunk person."

"One day, the fridge will take revenge on me, every half hour opening the door to my room, staring at me for a few minutes & then walk away."

"Butte Creek beer slogan! It dont taste shitty!"

"If you're worried about not getting a New Year's Eve kiss this year, just remember Valentine's Day is coming up and you're probably going to be alone for that, too."

"Dear Santa, Last year you gave me a sweater for Christmas. This year I would prefer a Moaner or a Screamer."

"Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing."