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Joke of the Day
"Why are cows always broke? The farmers milk them dry."
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"Why does the moon have no hair? because it's waxing"
"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"
"Scariest thing ever: when a kid sings a nursery rhyme really slow."
"LPT: Masturbate before texting your Ex. It'll make you cum to your senses."
"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."
"I need to do just one more beheading & this will be the best New Year's revolution, ever!"
"Mike Tyson wrecked a ship once... who wouldda thunk it?"
"If you bury someone in the wrong place then you have made a grave mistake."
"My boobs float because they're above C level."