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Joke of the Day

"A radio said to the female radio... -Let's make some some baby radios! To which the female radio replied: -I can't, I am stereo"

"Bruce Willis marks his height on his bedroom wall. He started doing it 2 years ago & it's just an increasingly thick line at the same height"

"What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant? They both have wings, except for the elephant."

"I'm not an expert on masturbation, but I hold my own."

"What I lack in imagination I make up for in....stuff."

"Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you"

"What's strong enough for a man but made for a women? The back of my hand."

"According to Steve Jobs, what type is the pokemon Scizor? Feature/Borrow"

"Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny."

"Why don't Italians do bondage? Because they can't say the safeword while they're wearing handcuffs."