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Joke of the Day

"[pinned down by sniper fire] Squad leader: I'm going in. Hughes, lay down some cover for me Me [putting a blanket on the floor]: you betcha"

"People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life."

"I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing."

"I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal"

"A Mexican walks into work..."

"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"

"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"If you get a tattoo of a thermos, Is it now a thermostat?"

"Thought of a Chuck Norris joke today. This user no longer exists."