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Joke of the Day

"Dora the Explorer has taught me just enough Spanish to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had."

"Hey girl, Did you fall from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."

"What do you call Dr Dre, Eazy-E, Ice Cube and MC Ren rapping on top of Mt. Everest? Niggas with Altitude."

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids? She's a transparent."

"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"

"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."

"How do you make all the terrorists in one room convert to rationalism. Air condition the room."

"What's the worst part of having a girl repeatedly calling another mans name during sex? Wondering who the hell names their son Rape."

"A little boy asks his Dad a question A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"

"What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal? Check, mate."