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Joke of the Day
"How many muslims does it take to climb a building? daesh many."
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"Why will Trump become President? Because of his Trump card."
"I made a band called Erectile Dysfunction We never made it big."
"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."
"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."
"What should you do if you find yourself at a my chemical romance gig? Mope the fuck outta there."
"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
"My Thanksgiving, in math √-1 ——   8"
"What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast? [OC] I think I'll go on a diet!"