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Joke of the Day

"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."

"There's no ""i"" in ""team"" but there are like millions of other words with ""i"" in them so what's the big deal about ""team"" anyway?"

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"

"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"

"What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common? They both crustaceans"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Free."

"What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle? A Wienerschnitzel."

"My friends bakery burnt down... It was toast =D lmao"