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Joke of the Day
"What did Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."
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"What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the party? ""Namaste"""
"Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls."
"*TSA officer opens my suitcase, disembodied fist pops out and punches him* me: sry sir I forgot I packed a powerful punch *TSA guns me down*"
"How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden? By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage"
"What's Michelle's favourite vegetable? Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)"
"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."
"I got a Trophy Wife but it was for participation"
"Tombstone: Here lies Houdini 2nd Tombstone: Now I'm over here"
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."