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Joke of the Day
"Relationships are like fat people... most of them don't work out."
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"How do porcupines play leapfrog? Very carefully"
"I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon."
"Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that."
"What's the worst thing to say to an anorexic person? You are what you eat"
"A man once said, that i was gay... ...i took his dick out of my mouth and said ""i'll add an extra 5 bucks to the bill for that"""
"What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets Women"
"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."
"What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God."
"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"