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Joke of the Day
"I heard apple was going straight to the iPhone 7 I guess it won't be very 6s-ful"
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"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high She looked surprised"
"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"I hope I don't get bitten by a vampire when I'm old and have to spend eternity as a senior citizen."
"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"
"So sex workers ever post anything that's nsfw?"
"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"
"Why won't men perform oral on women the morning after sex? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"