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Joke of the Day
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
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"Jesus isn't one to get angry very often.. But I remember seeing him once looking very cross"
"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"
"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"
"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church ? Christian Bale"
"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"
"COP: ""Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""It was way easier than solving a murder?"""
"Have the people who designed wine glasses ever washed dishes in their lives?"
"A 3-year old boy A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied."