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Joke of the Day
"I pulled a muscle trying to avoid my neighbor in the grocery store."
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"What do you call a fedora wearing neck beard president's wife? First M'lady"
"How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens? With a crowbar."
"The ducks in Cern What does the ducks in Cern say? Quark Quark"
"Lazlo's Chinese relativity axiom No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats-approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less,"
"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."
"""Oooh look! Is that a comet?"" - Well, actually the airport is real close by ""Oh ok. Good idea. I'll call them and ask"""
"My Phone autocorrected ""wish you were here"" to ""wish you were beer"" and I sent it anyways"
"How did the crazy man get across the forrest? He took the psycho path. ( )"
"Today's episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel."