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Joke of the Day
"How many retards does it take to push a bus? Just one. They're retardedily strong."
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"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? 'Cause they all have phones!"
"I like for my resolutions to be attainable so this year I resolve that I will neither become the pope nor will I become a cannibal."
"What's a prostitute's favorite position? Whore-izontal. Zing! This has been a productive day at work."
"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."
"If it weren't for double standards, some people would have no standards at all."
"If you elected me president, I would implement a masturbation tax... Talk about saving the economy single-handedly."
"Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms... Because I don't fuck with either of them."
"What is Fortunato's one weakness? Cryptonight."