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Joke of the Day

"Would you like to hear a joke about dried grapes? It's not that good, don't go raisin your expectations."

"I heard a rude joke about Grizzlies the other day... ...but it doesn't bear repeating."

"What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj? I'm not Willie Nelson."

"Why does Mel Gibson never order a French Dip at a restaurant? Because it comes with Au Jus."

"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."

"How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool? Flip it upside down."

"First cannibal: Am I late for dinner? Second cannibal: Yes. Everyone's eaten."

"My wife said that I'm a lousy lover... How can she know that after only two minutes?"

"Are you tired of every day being the same? Congratulations, you're an adult!"

"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"