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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road? Because ah, the egg roll."
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"Bought a receiver for 99.75 $ yesterday Got a quarter back"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking! jk... rolling"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet? Everyone thinks it's R but it's the C they love."
"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."
"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."
"What does OSU and Ronda Rousey have in common? They were both undefeated until the final kick."
"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."
"how would you describe US with first four alphabets? ABCD (A B Cd.....) as in obesity.... Will show myself to hell now."
"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"