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Joke of the Day
"What is the black kid getting for Christmas? Your T.V."
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"I went to an illiterate psychic I couldn't get a reading"
"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."
"This fortune cookie I just had said 'Off yourself' & my lucky numbers on the back was the phone number to a local gun shop."
"What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July? A m80."
"Recall how as children we were told not to make ugly faces because we'd ""stick that way?"" Careful. It works for dumbing ourselves down, too."
"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."
"Build-A-Bear won't let you stuff your animal with asbestos or bees so what's the point"
"A woman walks into a bar... ""Ouch!"" she yelled."
"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."