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Joke of the Day

"Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars? Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher"

"I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit."

"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain."

"WHISKERS: There's nothing there. Go ahead. BLIND PERSON: *Steps off cliff* WHISKERS: Technically ^-- why we don't have seeing-eye cats"

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then"

"What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in."