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Joke of the Day

"Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars? Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Schumacher"

"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"

"Urugay still complaining about Suarez punishment: ""Don t forget that 4 human months are 2 dog years."""

"Here comes my big moment... MOMENT."

"A leading rabbi has ruled that marijuana is kosher Now we know what kids are gonna be doing for the Jewish High Holidays..."

"Which stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin. It says in the bible, Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles."

"What do a guitar and a drum have in common? Neither of them are a clarinet!"

"Don't mess around with asexuals They don't fuck around."

"My laptop is creeping me out. It keeps saying hello to me. Maybe it's because it's a Dell."

"I'm not racist, I hate ALL black people."