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Joke of the Day

"What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common? Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad."

"Oh shit, my computer uses U.S. English. I wanted to 'save' the document but accidentally blew it up."

"I walked into the pharmacist's office and asked for condoms for my 12 year old son. The pharmacist asked ""is your son sexually active?"" I replied with ""no he just lays there and cries."""

"I've recently started eating steel It's a refined taste"

"Is your fridge running? Nah, it's chillin."

"I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed but when they cry the tears run down their back!"

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."

"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !"