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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend treats me like I'm God She ignores my existence and doesn't ever speak to me."
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"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"
"What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr? Nap-kin"
"What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas? Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it."
"If I had a dollar for every woman that thought I was ugly... Eventually they wouldn't think I was ugly."
"Do you know what's fucking intense? Camping with your girlfriend."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !"
"a woman deceived me with makeup. she pretended to be a hot girl but she was actually a lizard who stole my emeralds. all of them"
"Rooney and Iniesta meet at the airport of Rio ...suddenly Pirlo appears and asks ""What are you guys doing here?"" - ""Just waiting for Ronaldo"""
"Did you hear about the thin guy who went to Alaska for six months? He came back a husky fucker."