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Joke of the Day

"whatd the princess do after she finished a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush"

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"

"On page 24 of the world record book I'm listed as the men with the longest penis. At page 69 I'm listed as world's best liar."

"So Helen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a table. Then she walks into a lamp. Then she walks into the wa- ok, you get the idea."

"What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin? You flipper!"

"What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other? A so-be-it union."

"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"

"I found a cat camping in a game today. What a pussy."

"I like my women how I like my exams... Curvy."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."