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Joke of the Day
"whatd the princess do after she finished a do-it-yourself abortion royal flush"
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"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Trump's tie"
"That toilet owes me five dollars I just gave it a foot long."
"Great, I clicked on ""Start Your Free Trial"" and now I'm convicted of murder."
"Difference between inlaw and vultures What is the difference between in-law and vultures? - Vultures attack first, when you are dead. edit: In-law mean's ''Girlfriend/boyfriend's mother''"
"I left a godless morning fart in each of the kids' lunchboxes so they'll know I was thinking about them."
"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"
"[OC] What do you call a rodent that sells illegal guns? An Armadealer"
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"