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Joke of the Day
"A polaroid is what an eskimo takes when he wants to bulk up."
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"Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!"
"Seven has the word 'even' in it... ...which is odd."
"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."
"How do you insult a Catholic? Any way you like, they have to forgive you!"
"Meant to tell my daughter ""Good night, I love you,"" but it came out as ""Thank god you go back to school on Tuesday because this is bullshit"""
"My carpenter refused to make me a kitchen worktop He said it would be counter-productive."
"A man walks into a bar It was a metal one. He hit his head and got a concussion"
"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"
"Alzheimer's joke Knock knock Who's there? To get to the other side!"