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Joke of the Day

"A Priest a Rabbi and a Scientologist walk into a bar... The Priest orders an orange juice, the Rabbi orders an apple juice and the Scientologist orders a lawsuit for libel, slander and defamation."

"Behind closed doors, Rachael Ray prefers the sluttier olive oils."

"My doctor told me that I had Eczema on my elbow... I told him that was pretty redundant. Eggs on my on my elbow? So much for that PhD. I just hope it goes away before they hatch..."

"Why did Al Gore have to schedule a dentist appointment? Because of an inconvenient tooth."

"Why are blacks excited for 2016? Because it is the year of the monkey."

"a seemingly perfect utopia immediatley becoms a dystopia when u find out evryone refers to eachother by watever their first email adress was"

"Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder."

"What did one Snow Man say to the other? Hey, you smell carrots?"

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"The worst part about my dad having a ponytail is, whenever we go out to eat, the server automatically hands the bill to me."