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Joke of the Day
"I've been dating this girl who works at the zoo. I'm pretty sure she's a keeper."
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"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"
"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."
"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."
"If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series... They should name the last one - ""Fast10 - Your Seatbelt"" in memory of Paul Walker."
"PC Master Race"
"What do you call a kid with no friends!? A Sandy Hook survivor!!"
"Simba, everything the light touches is our kingdom ""wat abot that shadowy place. by 5pm it wil be in the sun"" ..who told you about science"
"Which Knight invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference"
"ARE YOU GUYS ALL RIGHT? No, you are all left"