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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist."

"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."

"[guy in dark alley] Psst. Hey, lady... *opens trench coat* CHECK OUT- *dozens of bibles fall out* -our Lord and savior Jesus Christ"

"I broke my hymen riding a horse... Its dick sure was huge!"

"What's a terrorist's favourite car? A Ford Exploder."

"My doctor told me I needed to see a rheumatologist... I told him that's a strange way to say interior designer."

"I told my girlfriend I'm a little hoarse... She looked at me in all seriousness and said ""aww you're a pony! Clop clop clop!"" (This actually happened yesterday.)"

"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"Michelangelo seems like a genius until you realize he spent hours of his life carving a dude's pubes out of marble."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings!"