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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what a Canadian's favourite gun is? Eh-K-47"
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"I really can't stand listening to dubstep... I guess it just wubs me the wrong way."
"Me: Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your family! Dishonor on your house! Olive Garden server: Please stop! I'll bring more cheese to grate!"
"Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed? He wanted to feed his nightmares."
"Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house? Because a house can't jump."
"Friend- ""You're drunk."" Me- *mocking voice* ""You're drunk."" Friend- ""Stop."" Me- *morphs into clone of friend* ""Stop."""
"A man was circumcised in a dodgy alleyway... He paid close to nothing for it but was not happy as later that day, he was complaining to his friends that it was a complete rip-off."
"What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout"
"I remember the first time I used a Universal Remote Control I thought to myself: ""Well, this changes everything."""
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker? Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker."