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Joke of the Day
"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"
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"Kool-Aid Man breaks through wall. ""Oh ya!"" [breaks 2nd wall] ""Oh ya!"" [3rd wall] ""OHHH YEAAHH!"" [breaks 4th wall] *Winks at camera*"
"Do lesbians ever rock and paper?"
"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""
"""You give me one leather jacket, I invest it, then give you back TWO leather jackets!"" - Fonzi Scheme"
"A guy goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide The librarian looks at him and says, ""Fuck off, you won't return it!"""
"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"
"I said to the wife, ""I'm horny."" ""What you want me to do?"" ""Have sex with me."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, just joking,"" I laughed. ""I just wanted to give you a headache."""
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"
"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."