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Joke of the Day
"According to NASA Size DOES matter."
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"In Dog Beers, I've only had one."
"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Mike rolled around in the mud. Wanna hear a clean joke? Mike took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a sexy joke? Bubbles is the girl next door."
"Do you like dragons? Because I'ma be dragon my balls across your forehead."
"If I ever get a dog, I'll name her Robbery When I get to store, I'll tell ""Get down, Robbery"". Dog lies and the whole store too."
"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"
"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."
"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, But I soon realized that toucan play that game."