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Joke of the Day
"According to NASA Size DOES matter."
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"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"
"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"
"[in traction] Before you ask, yes you can make cheese from moose milk and no I didn't think she'd spook so easy."
"Dustin Diamond aka 'Screech' arrested for bar stabbing... Will he be, '""Saved by the Bail""?"
"I just changed my iPhone's name to ""Titanic"" and plugged it in. It's syncing now."
"How many biblical figures does it take to get Donald Trump elected president? Two Corinthians."
"It's not gay when it's a three-way... ...unless you're all guys. Then, it's pretty gay. I mean, in a good way. No judgment here. Really, enjoy yourselves."
"What tastes..[NSFW] What tastes better on Pizza than on Pussy? Crust."
"Whenever I Get in Trouble My Back Hurts I guess I have scold-iosis"