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Joke of the Day

"I see dead people. Well actually they're stupid people, but give me a few minutes"

"Whats the Difference between Acne and A priest? Whats the Difference between acne and a priest? Acne wont come on your face unil youre 13."

"- Hey babe, do you like how I did my makeup? - Yes and if you want I can go and kill Batman with you."

"Is no shave November just for men? Asking for my female Italian coworker and her mustache."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis."

"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."

"A closed mouth keeps it's teeth."

"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."

"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."

"What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste"