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Joke of the Day

"If you love someone, set them free. When they come back, because they will, make sure you are extremely happy with someone better looking."

"If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?"

"""I like my women like I like my Stephen Hawkings... ...paralyzed and unable to talk."" - Bill Cosby I'll see myself out."

"For $2.20 you can get a medium coffee and a free 14 year supplies worth of napkins at dunkin donuts."

"Rumor has it, some people get things accomplished without whining about it. Not my style. Interesting concept, though."

"No matter how tired one is, put a computer in front of them and they can stay awake."

"Did you hear about the two gay basketball players? They went head to head."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"

"PitbullPhobia: An extreme or irrational fear of singing alone."