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Joke of the Day
"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"
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"I can totally keep secrets! It's the people I tell them to that can't!"
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"I knew she'd come crawling to me.. I mean, I DID steal her wheelchair"
"What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? Paddy O'Furniture! (Happy St. Patrick's Day)"
"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."
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"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."