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Joke of the Day
"Why are giraffes such good friends? They are always willing to stick their neck out for you."
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"if you don't like my new 'southern belle' style of talking i got half a mind to give you the vapors"
"My favorite part of Avatar was when Queen Amidala defeated the Klingons by helping Harry Potter & Legolas destroy the White Witch's ring?"
"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"
"What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school? Deez hoes ain't lawyers."
"Why is my hand 11 inches long? Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!"
"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."
"what's wrong if everything is all right? There's nothing left"
"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."
"Why can't you keep Jews in jail? They eat lox!"