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Joke of the Day
"Girl said that she would do anything for 5$ guess who just got their car washed."
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"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"
"Gross. This salad tastes like pee and vegetables. Don't ask me how I know what vegetables taste like."
"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."
"I wish I could get bitten by a radioactive confident person."
"The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you're sinking into quicksand."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it is? A girl."
"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."
"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"
"If cupcakes could talk, boy, there sure would be a lot of screaming in my house."