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Joke of the Day
"Yesterday, I was told to ""check your privilege."" I did. It's still there."
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"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"Why should you never play cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs"
"Deja Moo When you are sure you have heard this bullshit before."
"My time-travelling uncle died. RIP Robert Mack, 1968-1834"
"changed my voice settings to Spanish on my gps it told me i didn't have enough people in the car"
"[boys at work talking sports] Them: what's your favorite sport Me: yeah"
"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""