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Joke of the Day

"Fortune Teller I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl named Penny - is that spooky or what?"

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"

"I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn't a very good one."

"Mexican Word of the Day: Canoli I canoli jack off with one hand at a time."

"Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas? In a skeptic tank. --- (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)"

"Why did the console peasant faint at the art gallery There were too many frames"

"I was having dinner .. .. .. with Garry Kasporov and on the table was a checkered tablecloth. It took him 2 hours to pass me the salt."

"How does a Syrian family have a meal? The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards."

"A blonde joke you probably haven't heard for a while ... Hillary Clinton"

"Organising an event for people who can't ejaculate Let me know if you can't come"