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Joke of the Day

"Apoplexy... it's all the rage."

"What fighting style does best girl use? Waifoo."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"

"What's it called when you're anxious enough to be a Helicopter Mom, but really, really lazy? A Blimp Mom? Yeah, I'm that."

"Did you hear the guitarist who got in trouble? He was fingering a G string but didn't notice it was A minor."

"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"

"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will sleep with anyone. A bitch will sleep with anyone but YOU."

"I just fell backwards off a stool trying to get the last few crumbs from a Pringles can into my mouth if anyone needs a wife or something."

"Enough is enough It's the exact same word"

"Maybe I misheard him... But I think God just told me to start building a really big goat."