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Joke of the Day

"If a waffle is a pancake with abs. Then is a sauage a peice of bacon with a dick? (NAF"

"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"

"Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)"

"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"

"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."

"Why don't women parachute naked? Cause they would whistle on the way down"

"I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic."

"What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!"

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my... KNAWLEDGE"

"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"