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Joke of the Day
"""Surely EVERYONE pisses in the shower?"" I protest as I'm dragged out of Ikea"
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"Knock, knock Who's there? Wu Wu who? I wouldn't get too excited sir, I'm here to impound your car."
"I wish my wife was better in bed. <sighs> <disables autocorrect> I wish my WiFi was better in bed."
"Bill Cosby sure does love pudding Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."
"The irony of war is that The ones who are right are the ones left."
"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""
"What do kinky ghosts enjoy? Boo-kake"
"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "
"Finding a good date is like looking for a parking spot... all the good ones are taking and the rest are handicapped."
"What's the similarity between eating a girl out and talking to the mafia? A slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."