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Joke of the Day
"Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody."
Next Joke
"What is the opposite of progress? [](/colgatereally)Congress."
"In the meantime I plan on absolutely crushing it over on LinkedIn."
"Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!"
"me: mom i like this person from twitter mom: TWITTER IS LIKE CRAIGSLIST YOU THINK YOURE BUYING USED BOWLING SHOES AND YOU WIND UP DEAD"
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"If the Cholera Doesn't Get Ya... Your on the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You laugh and say ""Terry is a girls name!"" He shoots you. You have died of dissin Terry."
"People from the food stamp office came by today to inspect our store I hope they didn't make any SNAP judgments"
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater ,for this year I would prefer a squirter or a moaner ."
"Life's like a box of chocolates It don't last long for fat people."